Quote #27597
It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
Quote #2607
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #17933
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #13101
All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly...
Quote #9857
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #23031
Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most...
Quote #30950
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Quote #5892
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.