Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #6283
A mind too active is no mind at all.
Quote #17750
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #11890
Getting old is not for sissies.
Quote #2684
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Quote #2840
They devoted the city to the lord and destroyed with the sword every living...
Quote #5061
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
Quote #26641
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #6393
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.