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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can...
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
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The Lord is my light, and my salvation whom shall I fear
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America’s greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our...
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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The White House is the finest prison in the world.