Quote #34037
Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
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It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry...
Quote #14033
As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so...
Quote #19851
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #27652
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Quote #20908
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
Quote #27603
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
Quote #18833
If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #17029
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...