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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves...
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Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly...
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The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.