Quote #19211
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #31218
It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...
Quote #21709
You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change...
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I have impeached myself by resigning.
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The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
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Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...