Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #26072
It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #20374
I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
Quote #938
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #27490
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
Quote #23611
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
Quote #5616
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Quote #27354
If you’ve broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
Quote #28953
I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...