Quote #26628
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #4245
acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.
Quote #33040
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #22450
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #5902
I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am...
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #25051
We cheerfully assume that in some mystic way love conquers all, that good outweighs...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.