Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #3916
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Quote #5446
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #34519
When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence...
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #20219
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...
Quote #9608
I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I can...
Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #21273
It is not a loss of freedom. It’s a measure to protect it. on...
Quote #30327
The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...