Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #27270
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
Quote #2724
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she...
Quote #4164
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
Quote #8019
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #5492
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
Quote #29524
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #12845
I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes...
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...