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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
Quote #23411
I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
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Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that...
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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps...
Quote #8985
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.