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The biggest revolutions are the ones that happen in-between our ears.
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We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and...
Quote #6846
The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects...
Quote #22407
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
Quote #5562
Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.
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Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...