Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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Quote #12471
You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can see the...
Quote #17566
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
Quote #7107
Too much liberty corrupts us all.
Quote #5712
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #8094
Nature does nothing uselessly.
Quote #6151
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #31347
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...