Quote #12777
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
Quote #6300
The greatest enemy of the truth is very often not the lie–delierate, contrived, and...
Quote #23872
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #20348
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #29521
What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
Quote #6243
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.