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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
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A desire to be in charge of our own lives, a need for control,...
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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
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Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
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One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
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Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
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It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man that gives...
Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.