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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
Quote #20411
The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. –...
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Everywhere is nowhere. When a person spends all his time in foreign travel, he...
Quote #23291
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them...
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Growth is the only evidence of life.
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The wisest keeps something of the vision of a child. Though he may understand...
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Practice is the best of all instructors.
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Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #20325
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...