Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #10491
The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful…
Quote #19641
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.
Quote #25725
When the Japanese mend broken objects they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks...
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #15631
Plodding wins the race.
Quote #27070
Consider the problem from the point of view of evil, evil being almost always...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #4015
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.