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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.
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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
Quote #20997
Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.
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Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...
Quote #24159
No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
Quote #31678
History makes us some amends for the shortness of life.
Quote #11865
While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
Quote #10458
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...