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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
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Good timber does not grow with ease the stronger the wind, the stronger the...
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
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If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would...
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
Quote #11786
Reality is only just a word.
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The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware,...