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One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
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Education is not to reform students or amuse them or to make them expert...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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Wise and prudent men — intelligent conservatives — have long known that in a...
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Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
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We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he...
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Spring makes everything look filthy.
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.