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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the...
Quote #5928
Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
Quote #31101
Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.
Quote #23185
He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.
Quote #24645
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
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If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #25030
Start by doing what’s necessary then do what’s possible and suddenly you are doing...