Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #23299
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #18654
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
Quote #33633
In so far as the mind is stronger than the body, so are the...
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #29866
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #24791
I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the...
Quote #11839
In the long run you only hit what you aim at. Therefore, though you...
Quote #34866
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense...