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Man is the measure of all things.
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Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for...
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Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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The only thing I am afraid of is fear.
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Needless to say since Christ’s expiation not one single Christian has been known to...
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines