Quote #2718
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Quote #31279
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...
Quote #12695
Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.
Quote #20761
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #60
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #395
His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #24014
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Quote #4176
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.