Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #31948
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Quote #34077
Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose...
Quote #20008
It is not the insurrections of ignorance that are dangerous, but the revolts of...
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #273
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Quote #29980
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #34336
Chris says it’s all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there’s...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...