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We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
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It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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After the greatest clouds, the sun.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...