Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #18482
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing...
Quote #18081
Bob We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have...
Quote #11286
America will never run… And we will always be grateful that liberty has found...
Quote #6217
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
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She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was...
Quote #29249
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.