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To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an...
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The speciality of the future is generalism.
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By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in...
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God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.