Quote #14791
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Quote #19021
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we...
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #1352
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it....
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #31375
You will find that the mere resolve not to be useless, and the honest...
Quote #30117
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
Quote #29061
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the currents of life, is without...
Quote #25880
Discretion is the salt, and fancy the sugar of life the one preserves, the...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.