Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #15643
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down...
Quote #17172
A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was...
Quote #10665
The great use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it.
Quote #21018
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
Quote #3535
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #13308
If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you...
Quote #13167
Technology: No Place for Wimps!