Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #19204
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #28831
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
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Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass...
Quote #18162
Care and diligence bring luck.
Quote #728
There is no death. Only a change of worlds.
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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,...
Quote #12467
The envier praises me unknowingly.