Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #19876
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #31355
ife does not require us to make good it asks only that we give...
Quote #32134
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #23757
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Quote #30930
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
Quote #3924
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #32584
Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair,...