Quote #26281
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our...
Quote #13785
Words divide us, actions unite us.
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We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote #3756
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of...