Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #13437
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #12804
He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
Quote #29649
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #20627
Nothing happens by itself… it all will come your way, once you understand that...
Quote #32047
I am a man I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #14026
The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.