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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
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The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little...
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The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for...
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
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Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
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No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe.
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...