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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #2080
Sin is geographical.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living...
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #4921
We have seen better days.
Quote #2755
Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will...
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I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #30549
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.