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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...
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The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
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True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Quote #6305
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.
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Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #3955
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.