Quote #8785
I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Quote #24943
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #20557
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #32367
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #22391
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. Equilibrium is pragmatic. You have to get everything...
Quote #8995
People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear...