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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
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A painter told me that nobody could draw a tree without in some sort...
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #34911
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #13736
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.