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The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
Quote #25019
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
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Rowing is a sport for dreamers. As long as you put in the work,...
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
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This is the short and the long of it.
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #6450
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.