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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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It is odd but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to...
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Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
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There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Each time that one loves is the only time one has ever loved. Difference...