Quote #28416
It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #19841
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance...
Quote #34354
‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Quote #26152
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #11952
When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #33299
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Quote #24148
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.