Quote #17087
I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my...
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #18427
And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes...
Quote #6853
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously; And I...
Quote #26844
No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
Quote #15781
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #1210
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people...
Quote #23095
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...