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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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The last Christian died on the cross.
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The higher your station, the less your liberty.
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The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...
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A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
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Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.