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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
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The antiwar movement is a wild orgasm of anarchists sweeping across the country like...
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The secret of happiness is something to do.
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied...
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
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Progress always involves risk you can’t steal second base and keep your foot on...
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Europe is spreading its wings. In freedom. In prosperity. And in peace. It is...
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The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.