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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
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He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
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Whatever is to make us better and happy, God has placed either openly before...
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Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
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There is a noble manner of being poor and who does not know it...
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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
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A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...