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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #7639
Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
Quote #22810
Poetry the best words in the best order.
Quote #11155
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Quote #26513
We live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn eternal...
Quote #6343
All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat...
Quote #26121
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...