Quote #15642
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #3239
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #27373
Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
Quote #12502
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #22098
We’re all in this alone.
Quote #19377
The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those...
Quote #7853
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...