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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, That those who...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
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General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
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These are the soul’s changes. I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever...
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given....
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Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.