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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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No form of Nature is inferior to Art for the arts merely imitate natural...
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Only the educated are free.
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble....
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.